Roanoke Church of Christ

Month: November 2016

A THANKSGIVING MEMORY – “NEW LIFE” BULLETIN – 11/29/2016

BY my friend, Ben

It’d been quite a spell since it were this warm the weekend before Thanksgivin’ It were. I reckoned it were nigh on to seventy-five degrees. It were. Course the trees had perty much lost all their leaves since we had that there windstorm a few days ago. They did.
It bein’ Saturday an’ all, I reckoned I’d find somethin’ to do so I wouldn’t waste
the day. But right now I were just enjoyin’ sittin’ on the porch in the warm sun an’ rockin’ in Ma’s ol’ rocker. I were.
Ol’ Blue come over an’ laid his head on my leg an’ looked at me with them big ol’ brown eyes. He did. I sure wish I knowed what were goin’ on in that head a his. All I knowed is it were somethin’ good. I did.
After I rubbed his head a bit he headed offen the porch. He did. I reckon he were headed down to the barn to look for a critter or two.
I could see he were favorin’ his right hip. He were. Ol’ Doc Vickers said he had so many different kinds of hound in him he were doin’ good for his age. He did. But that didn’t stop him from gettin’ a tad of arthritis in that hip. It didn’t. So Doc gave me some pills to help with it. He did.
Lookin’ up the lane the other way I could see the big ol’ sugar maple tree on top the hill. I could. It were as red as blood a few weeks ago, but now it stood all alone. Kinda lonely-like.
That were the tree I sat under after Ma’s funeral. I did. It were mid November, an’ it were rainy an’ cold. It were. Pa knowed I needed to do what I had t do, so he let me alone. He did. It were just me’n ol’ Blue sittin’ in the rain under that sugar maple tree. It were.
We didn’t have no Thanksgivin’ that year. Fact is, there weren’t no Thanksgivin’s after that. It weren’t that we were ungrateful. It were just that the smells an’ sounds of Thanksgivin’ weren’t never the same as Ma’s Thanksgivin’s. They weren’t.
There were somethin’ about that ol’ maple tree that took me back to the Thanksgivin’ the year before Ma got sick. It did.
That year she decided to use a recipe for oyster stuffin’. She did. She’d found it in an ol’ cookbook of her ma’s. She did. I reckon Ma wanted to make that oyster dressin’ cause them oysters seemed to make it real special to her. It did. I reckon it were like we were eatin’ rich folk’s food. It were Thanksgivin’ an’ Ma always wanted everthing to be as nice as possible. She did. Cause she loved makin’ me an’ Pa happy the added expense of them oysters didn’t make no matter. It didn’t.
Thing were, me’n Pa weren’t sure we liked oysters. We didn’t. But we knowed Ma wanted Thanksgivin’ to be special, so we didn’t say nothin’ We didn’t.
Well, she stuffed that bird with her oyster dressin’ until it were about to pop. She did. When that turkey were done all that stuffin’ were filled with the turkey juice. It were.
There were one other thing Ma put in that dressin’. It were the giblets. I reckon she done it ‘cause the recipe called for ‘em’. Well, Thanksgivin’ come an’ there were a piece of gizzard hidin’ right in the big spoonful of dressin’ Ma put on my plate. Afor I knowed it, it were in my mouth. It were. It seemed to be growin’ an about to choke me. It were. I didn’t want to spit it out right there in front of Ma an’ Pa, so I ran outside to the back porch. The last time I saw that there piece a gizzard it were headin’ toward the north forty. It were.
I reckon Ma an’ Pa thought I were choking to death, cause they come a runnin’. They did. When they knowed I were alright, Ma asked what was wrong. She did. Now I didn’t want to hurt Ma’s feelin’s none. I didn’t. But I told her I reckon I’d got ahold of the gizzard. I did. I told her I liked her stuffin’ a whole lot, but not the giblets.
We all went back to the table. We did. Ma were all quiet-like for a while. She were. I reckoned I’d hurt her feelin’s. I knowed she’d worked real hard to make Thanksgivin’ special. I did.
Next thing I knowed, Ma let out a little laugh. She did. When me’n Pa looked at her she were smilin’. She were. She said, “Iffen I’da knowed you wouldn’t like them giblets in the stuffin’ I’da left ‘em out.” She did. Pa told her what was important to me’n him were that Thanksgivin’ were just the way she wanted it, giblets an’ all. He did. Ma said what made her the most thankful were all of us eatin’ Thanksgivin’ together around the table. She did. She told us not to worry about any more giblets bein’ in the stuffin’ She did. Then she asked, kinda jokin’-like, iffen we had any other improvements to her stuffin’. She did. Pa looked at me an’ I looked at him. I did. I weren’t about to say nothin’. Not after spittin’ out that gizard. Finally Pa said, “It might be nice to leave out the oysters.” He did. Well Ma broke out laughin’ an’ said next year there wouldn’t be no giblets or oysters in the stuffin’. She did.
Ma were gone by the next Thanksgivin’. She were. So me’n Pa never got to taste no more a Ma’s no giblet an’ oyster dressin’. In the years followin’ Pa would take me over to Miss McKnights Boardin’ House for Thanksgivin’. He would. It were right nice with home-cooked food. An’ there were lot’s a folks who ate there, so it were a little like family. It were.
Five years later Pa were killed in a accident at the sawmill. He were. Me bein’ big for my age I reckon folks didn’t feel no need to think I couldn’t get by on my own, even though I were just fifteen. They gave me a job at the sawmill an’ me’n ol’ Blue went on with our lives. We did.
I reckon I got a lot to be thankful for. I do. Almost ever Thanksgivin’ since Pa died some folks at church have invited me to be with them. They have. I reckon there are all kinds of families in the world. I do. An’ sometimes them what ain’t related are just as much family as those what are. An’ that’s somethin’ to be thankful for. It is.
Keith

CONCERNS: Joanne Elder’s new granddaughter, Lilian (Lilly) had to have corrective surgery. It went well, but she will have to be hospitalized a few more days. Gary Overstreet is in rehab at Raleigh Court. Scot Blessing has been down with gout. Both Martha Foy and Joanne Elder are job hunting. Melanie (Brown) Gentry is still recovering. Wayne Flora’s father may have to have surgery soon. Rachel Mitchell is having health issues. Remember Jim White’s mother, Carol Jones. Former member Betty Shepherd has breast cancer. Teryn Gaynor’s mother continues to improve. Sheila Jansen and daughter, Amber Weaver. Joni Beach’s aunt, Betty Voss, and a niece, Jamie Cole. Wayne Phlegar, David Albert and Leena Bolin’s aunt, Lee Nicklas, also a cousin, Tolly Nicklas and a friend, Chris Campbell. Ray and Darnel Barns, Gil Richardson, Stephanie Rigney, Jim and Mary Smith and Tim Elder.

OUR DAILY BREAD: NOV. 21-26
Monday: I Samuel 16:1-13
Tuesday: Mark 15:1-20
Wednesday: Luke 12:1-12
Thursday: I John 2:11-24
Friday: I Peter 4:1-19
Saturday: Psalm 11:1-7

OUR DAILY BREAD: NOV. 28-DEC. 3
Monday: Joshua 24:14-28
Tuesday: Acts 9:1-9
Wednesday: James 5:1-18
Thursday: I John 1:5-2:6
Friday: Hebrews 12:1-14
Saturday: Psalm 138:1-8

NEW BABIES!
Joanne Elder is a grandmother again. David and his wife had a baby girl on Nov. 9. The baby weighed 6lbs 12 oz. Her name is Lilian (Lilly). As noted in the concerns section, she had to have surgery for a twisted bowel. She is doing fine.
Also: Judy and T. J. Hall became great-grandparents. Their son Perry’s daughter had twins on Nov. 10. They live in Johnson City, TN.
SPECIAL SERVICE TODAY
This is the third Sunday of the Month. That means the service will be different from the regular sermon. Mike and Karen Branch will be conducting the worship service today.
SUPER SUNDAY
Today is Super Sunday. That means we will enjoy a meal together following the service. It will also be the first fire in the fireplace for the season. Plan to stay.
NO SERVICE WEDNESDAY EVE.
Due to the Thanksgiving holiday with folks preparing meals and being away with family, there will be no Wednesday evening service on Nov. 24.
THE CHRISTMAS PARTY
The turkey isn’t even in the roaster and we’re talking about Christmas! The reason is that due to so many holiday parties and conflicts, we need to take a look at the best early dates available to the most people.. Please look at you schedule for December and pick out a good date for you. The sign-up list will ask which dates are best for you. All this is needed in order to see when and if the party is scheduled.
OUT OF THE OFFICE
Keith will betaking a few days vacation this week. He will be in town, but not in the office as usual.
A REMINDER
As we approach the winter months remember that on weather related issues we will send emails to everyone who has an e address. Others will be called, and if time allows, a notice will be on the local television stations. Also. On Wednesday evenings when the temperature is below freezing, there will be no service.

SCIENCE KILLED PRESIDENT GARFIELD – “NEW LIFE” BULLETIN – VOL. 28, NO. 40&41

Before all you scientists get wound up, let me explain. President James Garfield was shot by Charles Guiteau in an attempted assassination. One bullet hit Garfield in the arm, the other in the back, not hitting any major organ. We now know that he could have survived the wound had he been left alone. However, twelve different doctors stuck unwashed fingers and instruments into Garfield in an attempt to remove the bullet. One attempt was on the dirty floor of the train station. For most of 80 days they tried to remove the bullet, all the time with unwashed hands and instruments. American doctors at that time believed air caused infection, not germs. They rejected British Doctor Joseph Lister’s belief that germs existed.
Garfield would die from the infection inserted by doctors doing what they believed at the time. Charles Guiteau would say, in view of his execution, something like, “I shot him but his doctors killed him.” He was right.
What happened? Well, some professional arrogance was involved on the part of Doctor Bliss, who took over the case. On the other hand, at the time, as stated, American doctors did not believe in germs. So they used the knowledge at hand, which is all they could do. Were they wrong? By today’s standards, yes, by the standards of their day, no.
Science (and life) can only use what is available at the time to advance. Lister’s theory would become scientific truth.
Let’s move that thought to another area. If someone were asked in Biblical times what caused thunder, they would say, “God” or “gods.” Would they be right? Yes. Why? Because their knowledge of the universe had not yet developed enough to know the cause of thunder and lightening. You may even find some people today who still believe God causes atmospheric events.
I’m not sure when the idea developed that the Bible is a book which contains scientific information of all kinds, beyond theology and philosophy. At some point someone decided that if the Bible wasn’t true about everything, it couldn’t be true about anything. Sad.
I was reading an article online about how the Bible didn’t teach the earth was flat. All the verses which would suggest it did, were dismissed as poetry or symbolism, while all the verses used to support a round earth were taken literally. Convenient.
You can find modern, educated people who, by using the King James Version, prove (?) the earth is the center of the universe. One fellow even said the stars prove it because they are all facing us! (My fingers almost cramped when I typed that!)
The Bible was written over several years during a period of history. It was conditioned by its historical and cultural surroundings just as were the doctors who treated President Garfield. Just as medicine and science advanced, so did the understanding of God.
This can be seen in a close reading of the Old Testament. In Leviticus 21: 16-23 there is a list of physical defects which preclude Aaron’s decedents from “coming near to offer the food of his God.” This was to be “For the generations to come.” Ok. That’s the priesthood. But did God find such imperfect people unworthy, or was that the understanding of God at the time? None of those people were responsible for their condition, even though at the time it was associated with sin. Were they right to reject such people? Yes, according to the knowledge (or lack thereof) of God they had at the time. As time passed they would see God differently, and their relationship with God and each other would reflect that change. Isaiah includes all these people as worthy and welcome, including eunuchs.
Did God change? No. The understanding of God changed and broader views of ethics and culture changed as well. The sacrificial system would take second place to justice and mercy. (Amos 5:21-24)
The Bible is about man’s ever-expanding search for the divine meaning of life, i.e., God. In that search, old wine and old wine skins must be left behind. The clothing of the past will not wear well for the future with God. I wonder if we can begin to grasp the enormity of what Jesus meant when he said that? Do we know he was opening a whole new relationship with God and others?
It’s about relationship. It’s about not letting the old ideas about God and who God loved, define who God loves now, as our knowledge of God in Jesus has advanced. We know what causes thunder and lightening, and much more about the universe than did those before us. We know about germs and infection, and much more. We once denied alcoholism was a disease, but just a sin. We know more about people and what defines human value than Moses and others in history. When we know better, we have no excuse for denial.
Keith

CONCERNS: Gary Overstreet was to have surgery on Friday. He will then be in rehab at Raleigh Court. Scott Blessing has been dealing with gout. Joanne Elder will soon be looking for a new job. Teresa Robertson needs prayers. Her family has suffered several difficulties lately. Her aunt Reva is ill and lost a son recently in a car wreck. Another aunt, Patricia Hall is also very ill. Teresa’s daughter in SC had storm damage. And she and Ben have been helping her. Martha Foy is also unemployed at the time. Remember Jim White’s mother, Carol Jones. Former member, Betty Shepherd has breast cancer. Teryn Gaynor’s mother, Sheila Jansen and daughter, Amber Weaver. Marjorie Wilson, Melanie Gentry, Joni Beach’s aunt, Pat Voss and a niece, Jamie Cole. Wayne Phlegar, David Albert and Leena Bolin’s aunt, Lee Nicklas, a cousin, Tolly Nicklas and a friend, Chris Campbell.
Ray and Darnel Barns, Gil Richardson, Stephanie Rigney, Jim and Mary Smith and Tim Elder.

OUR DAILY BREAD: NOV. 7-12
Monday: Psalm 119:57-72
Tuesday: Matthew 12:38-50
Wednesday: James 1:19-27
Thursday: Jonah 3:1-4:11
Friday: Romans 6:1-23
Saturday: Psalm 113:1-9
OUR DAILY BREAD: NOV. 14-19
Monday: Job 38:1-18
Tuesday: Isaiah 25:1-5
Wednesday: Psalm 37:1-17
Thursday: Luke 18:35-19:10
Friday: John 18:1-14
Saturday: Hebrews 13:1-21
TREES
During the high winds of a week or so ago, a large tree in the annex yard split and fell. Wayne Flora came and cut up the tree as well as cutting down the other standing section. He cut that up as well. He then went farther down the yard to another tree which was leaning, and cut it down as well, also cutting it up.
The wood from two of the trees went to a neighbor of the Wagner’s who burns wood, some went to a neighbor of the church, and some went to two families who rely on wood for heat. The other tree will be used by Lyn Jordan for his kiln.
This was a lot of work for one man, so be sure to thank Wayne!
THE PLANTERS
You may have noticed the large cement planters on the office porch. They came from Judy McWhorter’s business. They make the office entrance look nice. Thanks Judy.
THANKS
Thanks to Jim White for operating the media production in Erma’s absence. Good job Jim. You know that once you learn something you will be used again. By the way, if you would be willing to learn the system, see Erma. The extra help can always be used.
THE CHRISTMAS PARTY
It’s not Thanksgiving yet! However, the annual Christmas party is usually early in December, so it needs to be on our minds.
Look at your schedule for December and see what dates are open for you. Of course, it’s hard to accommodate everyone.
The sign-up list will be out soon and the need to know your wish is important to having the party.
ON THE WAY
Joanne Elder’s son, David, and his wife, are expecting their second child. It was due last Sunday and it’s a girl. More details later. By the way, Joanne will be in Florida from 11/24 -12/2.
WEDNESDAY EVENINGS
We’ve been having more people come on Wednesday evenings lately. If you haven’t been coming, you should give it a try.